Why I fail

Hiiiiiiiiiii everyone! :)

So today was meant to be 'BBQ weather', and me and two friends arranged to go to the beach and have a mini BBQ there. Great!
But we are forgetting that this is England. And that is so wasn't BBQ weather. (Or rather, it wasn't at that specific time, but when it was too late, then it was BBQ weather).
Anyway. So, we decided to go to my friend's house and have the food there on his portable 'one match and it's lit' barbeque.
We didn't have matches (because we so so fail) and had to use a half dying lighter instead, which, of course, didn't do the trick.
(I still think that 'one match' would so not do the trick. Try fifty. At the same time).
So, we ran inside to use the hob and lit pieces of paper on fire and dropped them in.
Not working.
We lit the pieces of charcoal and through them in.
Still not working.
We did both at the same time.
Really not working.
So, our solution?
We put the oven on and grilled them instead.

Well... we eat them outside at least! :D

More later,

FTPD
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